DEMONISTIC

by monkeyshine 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • betterdaze
    betterdaze

    Are you being silly? Of course it's a word! Here are some examples of its proper use in Theocratese dialect... to be read in a robotic monotone:

    There were demonistic items at the garage sale, like Beatles records, so I would not buy anything from them.
    Beware the public library -- it's full of demonistic books. Best to stick with approved publications from the Slave.
    Brother Schmuck gave up many demonistic practices, like Little League coach, so he could get baptized.
    See the flag, kids? Aren't you glad we are Theocratic, and not demonistic like the neighbors?
    We threw the gift away unopened; the baby chicks on the wrapping paper were surely demonistic.

    ~Sue

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas
    Brother Schmuck gave up many demonistic practices, like Little League coach, so he could get baptized.

    ROFL!

    That hit my funny bone just right!

    Brother Schmuck...demonistic Little League Coach!

    HAR HAR!

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