A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by off the road,
pounding a sign into the ground, that reads:
The End is Near!
Turn Yourself Around Now,
Before it’s Too Late!
As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, “Leave us alone, you religious
nuts!”
From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. The priest
turns to the pastor and asks, “Do you think the sign should just say
’Bridge Out’?”
that tickled me.