To the tune of "Here I Am, Send Me"
You slew the dinosaurs with stones
of me-teo-ors from you throne
In killing Phil-istines you relish
To satisfy your foreskin fet'sh
You dont like men who go-oh down?
Tur-urns your smile into a frown?
Lord dont kill me, kill me, kill me
I've not seen por-orn recently
No rated "R"s have I seen Lord!
Dont kill me, kill me, kill me.
Anyone like to add the next verse?