What Would You Like to be Written on Your Tombstone?

by Warlock 104 Replies latest jw friends

  • Twitch
    Twitch

    "What r u lookin' at?"

    ;-)

  • arrowstar
    arrowstar

    "Can I come out now?"

  • skeeter1
    skeeter1

    1961 - 20XX. It was the "-" that counted.

  • zanex
    zanex

    "here lies zanex...poor bastard...he never knew, but damn did he ever live life"

    or..

    "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the
    intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well
    preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways,
    chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body
    thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming
    "WOO HOO what a ride!" oh yah here lies Zanex..the guy who lived the words

  • outoftheorg
    outoftheorg


    I WILL LIVE FOR EVER? YEAH RIGHT !

    THIS PLACE REALLY SUCKS!

    I DID MY BEST & LOOK WHAT I GOT

    I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS!

    AVOID CHEMO AT ALL COSTS!

    I TOOK MY DOCTOR WITH ME

    Outofheorg There are a few more. But I don't want to get deleted from this forum

  • skeeter1
    skeeter1

    Here lies an apostate. Do not ressurect.

  • BluesBrother
    BluesBrother

    How about:

    They told me I was going to live forever ! - dont believe 'em"

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    The JW's Lied and I Died

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    She's going straight to hell!

    Or

    She always said that her girdle was killing her.

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    You are standing on my hand.

    Warlock

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