Today's the day for the lord's witneses

by bob1999 12 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • bob1999
    bob1999

    Sometime between sundown today and sundown Saturday the U.N. building in NYC will be attacked with a nuke.
    It's a 85% certainty! I guess that means it a 15% certainty that it won't happen. It's all about a competition between the third true church (the WTS) and the fourth true church (the lord's witnesses).

    What a bunch of bs.


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  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    I wonder what the Lord's Witnesses will say when their prophecy fails.

    ".... Did I say June 9th and 10th 2007? I'm sorry, I meant 3007!"

  • bob1999
    bob1999

    The WTS usually leaves themselves an out, but not all the time. The lord's witnesses have an out. It's only an 85% certainty?????!!!!

  • loosie
    loosie

    I'm truely disappointed. Here it is 3 days after 6/6/06 and we are still here.

    Well the world can't end today. I've got plans.

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    85% huh?

    Well, in that case, there is a 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that a flying monkey will come out of President Bush's ass on live TV over the weekend.

    I sure hope that 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% doesn't rear it's ugly head and cause my prediction to fail.

  • Apostate Kate
    Apostate Kate

    I been exchanging emails with Gordy the leader of the 4th reich. I'm trying to get him to join us. He is shunning me the last two days.

  • Apostate Kate
    Apostate Kate
    Well, in that case, there is a 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that a flying monkey will come out of President Bush's ass on live TV over the weekend.

    I sure hope that 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% doesn't rear it's ugly head and cause my prediction to fail.

    LOLOLOL..........lololol....thank you for the best belly laugh of the day!

  • juni
    juni

    Wonder if Oliver Stone has the movie rights?

  • DannyHaszard
    DannyHaszard

    Hot & heavy JW vs apostate thread join in

    Who Are The Lord's Witnesses?
    Spero News - Jun 6, 2006
    If you haven't noticed yet, there does appear to be a similarity between the Lord's Witnesses and the Jehovah's Witnesses. And that's ...

  • Poztate
    Poztate
    85% huh?

    Well, in that case, there is a 99.9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that a flying monkey will come out of President Bush's ass on live TV over the weekend.

    Elsewere....Tell me the chanel # and when.I will be watching...

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