The "Singing Contribution Box"

by stuckinarut2 10 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • stuckinarut2

    So when will this idea be tried? We have all seen the singing literature trolley /cart song disaster that was shown in Feb 2015.

    I can just see this new idea appearing on jaydubyabroodcastin soon:

    A singing contribution box that invites all to donate to the org....

    "I have slots, give me lots,

    of your cash, yes, Make a dash!"

  • Village Idiot
    Village Idiot
    Right before the singing Kingdom Hall followed by the singing Watchtower and Awake as a duet.
  • bemused

    'A handful of coins - that's OK, if you want to take a chance on judgement day.

    But a large denomination note - that always gets Jehovah's vote.'

  • rip van winkle
    rip van winkle
    Oooh. Another WIN for Jehovah!!
  • The Searcher
    The Searcher
    JW dot Org's Got Talent!
  • My Name is of No Consequence
    My Name is of No Consequence

    A singing contribution box? Lol! I wouldn't put anything past these clowns.

  • stuckinarut2

    Another line the GB can use:

    "money will be worthless at judgement day,

    so give it all to us each and every day,

    we will spend it and use it as we see fit,

    but if you're ever in need you wont see a bit,

    the carts have racks and they have wheels,

    and our money boxes help us to steal,"

    blah blah lalalala..lalalla

    cha ching....

  • 3rdgen

    Money don't buy everything, it's true

    But what it don't buy, I can't use

    So give me m o n e y

    That's what i want

    Give me m o n e y

    That's what I want

  • James Mixon
    James Mixon

    Song titles. 1) Tithe after Tithe 2) We are building up treasure today because

    we don't know when tomorrow will come. 3) Good by to the BMW

    4) That's why I'm Blessed, I think.

  • Billy the Ex-Bethelite
    Billy the Ex-Bethelite

    Love it!

    How about "Jesus' Money Box"

    From the Bible we know that in the days of old,
    Jesus took collections of everyone's gold.
    He took from the rich, and the orphans, and the widows,
    Because he needed to build halls with flat roofs, and A/C, and windows.
    Entrust Jesus with our money? Of course we can do this!
    Because he entrusts his money box with the faithful apostle Judas!

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