Why Older Chicks Rule

BrendaCloutier

Why Older Chicks Rule
by Andy Rooney from CBS "60 Minutes".

This is for all you girls 40 years and over.... and for those who are
turning 40, and for those who are scared of moving into their 50's...AND
60's.... and for guys who are scared of girls over 40!!!!

Andy Rooney says:

As I grow in age, I value women who are over 40 most of all. Here are
just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask,
"What are you thinking?" She doesn't care what you think.
If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, she doesn't sit around whining about it. She does something she wants to do. And, it's usually something more interesting.

A woman over 40 knows herself well enough to be assured in who she is,
what she is, what she wants and from whom. Few women past the age of 40 give a hoot what you might think about her or what she's doing.

Women over 40 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they thin k they can get
away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved They know what it's like to be unappreciated. A woman over 40 has the self-assurance to introduce you to her women friends. A younger woman with a man will often ignore even her best friend because she doesn't trust the guy with other women. Women over 40 couldn't care less if you're attracted to her friends because she knows her friends won't betray her.

Women get psychic as they age. You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40. They always know.

A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true
of younger women. Once you get past a wrinkle or two, a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest. They'll tell you right off if you
are a jerk or if you are acting like one! You don't ever have to wonder
where you stand with her. Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons. Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. For every stunning, smart,
well-coiffed hot woman of 40+, there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow
pants making a fool of himself with some 22-year-old waitress.

Ladies, I apologize...

For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free", here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.

Apostate Kate

LOL way to go Andy

He's so right!

Apostate Kate

Except for the very end, I love my little pig with the big sausage...

did I get that right

candidlynuts

i'm 41.. i'm now considered an older chick?

i'm crushed brenda!! you and andy rooney have just crushed me!!

i'm gona get offline and go play with my grandkid...

(oh yeah, having a grandkid definitely puts me in older chick category!! eeek!)

Jesika

*clapping hands* Bravo!!!

I especially liked the last statement............I am not 40 but just passed the big 30......gives me more to look forward to.

Jes

lovelylil

Thumbs up Andy!

I am not quite 40 yet, but it is just around the corner.

ColdRedRain

You gotta love older chicks, right No Apologies ;)?

kid-A

Age is just a number. I know plenty of hot gorgeous and extremely intelligent and successful women in their 20's, including my wife!!!

vomit

Older Chicks Rule onle if you give them the power to rule.

anewme

I am the oldest chick on another website. And I love it!
I am the BLONDIE and wise one for those kids!

A whole new world opens up for women as they age.
A new confidence that is very appealing to both men and women.
Wisdom definitely starts kicking in and it feels good!

Anewme

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