::This is not an answering machine-this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name and your number and your reason for calling...and I'll think about returning your call.
LOL!
what do you say in your answering machine message?
by zagor 13 Replies latest jw friends
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misanthropic
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JH
If you want to invite me for dinner, press on 1
If you want to give me a gift press on 2
If this is an elder, please hang up
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Legolas
*Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave a message, and if I don't call back, its you.
LMAO!!!!!
I love this one!
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lola28
My cell phone voice mail now is this "Hi this is Lola I can't come to the phone right now but please leave a messg and I'll call you back as soon as I can, you do know how to leave a messg, right?"
The greeting before this one was "Hi this is Lola I just saw the caller ID and don't want to talk to you so leave a messg and I will call you back when I feel like it, don't hold your breath. Have a good day!"
Then ppl began to say it was too mean so I changed it.
I am going to change my cell phone greeting to this "Hey I can't come to the phone right now, if this is important you can calll me at home, if you don't have my home phone number there's probalby a reason."
lola
