"The Plan or How Shyt Happens" ( a poem)

by acadian 1 Replies latest social humour

  • acadian
    acadian

    Hello All, this is a little poem I thought was funny.

    THE PLAN


    Law and Money

    In the beginning, there was the Plan to make Money.

    And then came the Assumptions.

    And the Assumptions were without form.

    And the Plan was without direction.

    And darkness and gloom was upon the faces of all the lawyers.

    And they spoke among themselves saying,
    "This lack of money is a crock of crap, and it stinks."

    And the lawyers went unto their State Bar Convention and said all,
    "It is a pail of dung, and we can't live with the smell."

    And the State Bar Convention members went unto their State Bar Directors saying,
    "It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it."

    And the State Bar Directors went unto their State Bar Officers saying,
    "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."

    And the State Bar Officers spoke among themselves, saying to one another,
    "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

    And the State Bar Officers went to parties with the Supreme Justices saying unto them,
    "It promotes larger growth, and it is most powerful."

    And the Supreme Court Justices went to the Legislature saying unto them,
    "This new plan will actively promote growth and the vigor of the state with very
    powerful effects benefiting all in the fields of law and justice."

    And the legislature looked upon the Plan, and all declared that it was good.

    And the Plan thus became Public Policy and was written down as Statute Law.

    And the Executive signed the law and directed that it be sent forth to the Police.

    And the Police acting now as Law Enforcement Officers arrested the common people for alleged violations of these Statute Laws mandating compliance with the Plan.

    And the common people hired expensive lawyers to defend their liberty, money and property in all of the numerous trial court cases concerning violations of the Plan.

    And the lawyers took these cases before the corrupt judges who then removed the liberty, money and property from all the common people who appeared in court.

    And in this system, the common people submitted unto the lawyers and the judges until all the people were trained to obey, without question, this Plan of their legal masters.

    And as Planned, the common people now continuously paid money to the lawyers and the judges until all the people's wealth was spent and they were left as poor as shit.

    And this is legally -- HOW SHIT HAPPENS.


    Hope you found this humorous.

    Acadian

  • Cosmic Awareness
    Cosmic Awareness

    That was funny Acadian. LOL

    CA

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