Sipho gets married and on his wedding night he calls his father for some
tips on what to do, since he has never been with a woman before.
So what do I do first?
His father: Take her clothes off and lay her on the bed.
5 minutes later Sipho's on the phone again. She's naked and in bed,
What do I do now?
His father can't believe what he is hearing, Take your damn clothes off
and get into bed with her. After another 5 minutes poor Sipho is on the
phone again. Dad, I'm naked and in bed with her, what do I do now?
His dad's patience is now running thin so he says, Sh$t son, do I have
to spell everything out for you? Just put the hardest thing on your body
where she pees. Good night!!!
Just when the old man starts snoring, His son is on the phone once
again. Ok Dad, I have my head in the toilet bowl what do I do next?
DROWN YOURSELF YOU BLOODY IDIOT
The wedding night
by MsMcDucket 2 Replies latest social humour
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MsMcDucket
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wombat
Maria didn't want Sipho to know that she wasn't a virgin and complained night after night after the wedding that she couldn't have sex because she had a stomach ache. A friend advised to just insert a cabbage leaf and he would be fooled.
Maria did this and they had a night of passionate sex. After which Sipho said...."Maria, I know why you get so many stomach aches....You aren't chewing your vegetables.
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luna2
Very good, you two. LMAO!