I'll be contacting Congress with a proposed solution to the immigration crisis, specifically regarding the issue of immigrants taking the jobs that ordinary Americans don't want: Hire Jehovah's Witnesses.
My mother was bragging recently about how a former NASA scientist became a JW and left his high profile NASA job to clean toilets (or something to that effect). Given that JWs are taught and required to live simply by avoiding careers or secular education, it's more than likely that many JWs will fit the need for low-paying menial labor.
The problem is that we need more JWs to replace the millions of immigrants in the United States who may be forced to return to their home countries. So you JWs on this list, get back to work and make those 10 hours a month so more people can be recruited into the religion so I can hire cheap labor to clean my toilets.