A great day for Pastafarians!!!

by Elsewhere 11 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster has been released and will start shipping from Amazon.com tomorrow!

    You can order the book online from Amazon , BN , or Powells .

    I've already ordered my copy!

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    What is this book all about Elsewhere?

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    What is this book all about Elsewhere?

    Blasphemer!!!! You SURELY have been neglecting your study of the great and almighty Flying Spaghetti Monster! http://www.venganza.org/

  • Gopher
    Gopher

    Don't forget, the SON of the Flying Spaghetti Monster died for you and came back to life. Let's have a pasta-fest on Easter to commemorate that resurrection.

  • SickofLies
    SickofLies

    All hail the mighty FSM!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    CAN I GET A “RAMEN” FROM THE CONGREGATION?!

  • SickofLies
    SickofLies
    CAN I GET A “RAMEN” FROM THE CONGREGATION?!



    Let us give thanks for this provision that he has so lovingly bestowed upon us!

  • Scully
    Scully

    Praise his noodly goodness!

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    I worship his noodly wonders, and praise the mysteries of his life-giving linguine.

    From alfredo sauce we came, and to alfredo sauce we shall return.....ramen.

    He gave his only begotten ravioli so that men might not go hungry and unsatisfied,

    Lo, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of indigestion,

    I shall not fear....for the great noodly one is by my side, comforting me with his starchy goodness

    and marinara sauce. Ramen.....

  • SickofLies
    SickofLies

    May the might FSM crush all his evil foes as proficied!

    Only through the FSM can we be saved!

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