dear JSMOLLEN, this is not a JW dating service.....

kid-A

Dear brother blue-balls,
While I fully appreciate your dilemna as an upstanding, spiritual yet horny young jehoobie's witness, please stop digging up 5 year old threads posted by long since gone
"sisters" looking for their ideal elder-to-be-husbands....I assure you, these lovely young women have long ago married the ministerial window washer of their dreams and have
likely already given birth to 3-4 little publishers of their own....there are PLENTY of real JW dating sites on the net, please, just GOOGLE it, and ye shall find what you seek....
MerryMagdalene

THIS ISN'T A JW DATING SERVICE?!?!?!?!
Oh, thank goodness. I was afraid I just really unlucky or really unattractive to the spiritual brothers here. Haven't been able to get a date for the Memorial of Christ's Rejection or anything.
What a relief. Thanks for setting me straight, kid.
~Merry the Unwary
rebel8

Oh, come on, I was enjoying the dating posts.
He's asking for dates on an ex-jw forum and responding to female posts 5 years too late. The guy needs some pointers.