I'm so o o o o Tired!

by BrendaCloutier 6 Replies latest social humour

  • BrendaCloutier

    For a couple years I've been blaming it on lack of sleep, not enough sunshine, too much pressure from my job, earwax buildup, poor blood or anything else I could think of.

    But now I found out the real reason I'm tired because I'm overworked.

    Here's why:

    The population of this country is 295 million.
    1 62 million are retired.

    That leaves 133 million to do the work.

    There are 85 million in school.

    Which leaves 48 million to do the work. Of these there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

    Leaving 19 million to do the work.

    2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama Bin-Laden. Which leaves 16.2 million to do the work.

    Take from that total the 14.8 million people who work for state and city governments.

    And that leaves 1.4 million to do the work.

    At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.

    Leaving 1,212,000 to do the work.

    Now, there are 1,211,998 people in prisons.

    That leaves just two people to do the work.

    Nice. Real nice


  • Frog

    hehe Brenda, that was funny x

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  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    ROFL, Brenda! I ripped that right off and sent it off in an email to some friends of mine....heheh

    That is SO funny!


    It's too much fun to stop!

    Swalker (Not the working dog class!)

  • greendawn

    You can also go on holidays or pretend that you are ill. I wonder though if any of those figures are real.

    The best way is to be self employed, even if that means some extra stress you are the boss of yourself.

  • xjwms

    good one

    I like it.

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