Bury spouse in holy land?

by Chimene 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Chimene

    A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to
    Jerusalem. While
    they were there, the wife passed away.

    The undertaker told the Husband "You can have her
    shipped home for
    $5,000,or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for

    The man thought about it and told him he would just
    have her shipped

    The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to
    ship your wife
    home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and
    you would spend

    only $150?"

    The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried
    here, and three
    days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take
    that chance."

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  • loathjw

    My husband just called me on his cell from the airport so I told him your joke.

    He's still laughing...

    Oh, now he's telling his buds

    they like it too!

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