I must admit my sesquipedalian posts have caused some to refer to an asinine constitution and forthwith associate my own identity in an equivalence relation to said characteristics. Be that as it may, I possess an innate identity that renders itself to no external justifications or imposing pronouncements.
However, I have recently come to revise my self-assessment, draining my incredibly rare and valuable time for no worthwhile purpose other than to appease the wanton, devouring desire that impersonates my heart from time to time. My long posts are not a symptom, nor a contributing factor to asininity. Correlation does not prove causation.
No, compadres and peoples, I’m an autonomous asshole, completely asinine in and of my own character, dichotomous from any other traits I may display inasmuch as I portray whom I choose to portray and conquer whomever receives the bliss of mine own attentions. And so I inevitably come to my resolution after much inebriation and excess—no more Blackberry Brandy!!