Senior Sex

by Clam 2 Replies latest social humour

  • Clam
    Clam

    After his exam the doctor said to the elderly man, "You appear to be in
    good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"

    "In fact, I do," said the old man. "I recently married, and after I had sex with my wife, I was
    all hot and sweaty, and then after I had sex with her the second
    time, I was cold and chilly."

    After examining his elderly wife, the doctor said, "Everything appears
    to be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to
    discuss with me?"

    The lady replied that she had no questions or concerns.

    The doctor then said to her: "Your husband had an unusual concern. He
    claims that he is usually hot and sweaty after having sex with you the
    first time, and then cold and chilly after the second time. Do you know
    why?"

    "Oh that crazy old buzzard," she replied. "That's because the first time
    was in August and the second time was in January."

  • Golf
    Golf

    Good one.

    Golf

  • greendawn
    greendawn

    The ravages of time on the body, if you don't enjoy sex while young then when will you? 80 Years of life and only 60 are prime years.

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