The would be burglar

by MsMcDucket 3 Replies latest social humour

  • MsMcDucket

    An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of Church
    services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the
    act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38! "
    (Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins
    may be forgiven.)

    The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police
    and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man to take
    him in, he asked the burglar,

    "Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture
    to you."

    "Scripture?" replied the burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"

  • misanthropic

    That is a good one! And it's a nice clean joke I can forward to some of my friends.

  • jeanniebeanz
  • Nina
    Post 777 of 777

    Perfect post.


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