Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, died and
>went to heaven.
>
>At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a good man and
>your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out
>with anyone you want in Heaven."
>
>Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I want to hang out
>with God."
>
>St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God.
>
>Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you the inventor of woman?"
>
>God said, "Ah, yes.
>
>"Well," said Arthur, "professional to professional, you have some major
>design flaws in your invention.
>
>1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
>2. It chatters constantly at high speeds.
>3. Most of the rear ends are too soft and wobble too much.
>4. The intake is placed way to close to the exhaust. And finally,
>5. The maintenance costs are outrageous."
>
>"Hmmm, you may have some good points there," replied God, "hold on."
>
>God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a few words and waited
>for the results.
>
>The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
>
>"Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed," God said to Arthur,
>"but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
>yours."
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