Well he is often pictured in a old Hebrew version of what looks like a toga, and you know some of the angels flying behind him have to be curious.
Does Jehovah wear underwear?
by Boxed elder bugs 4 Replies latest social humour
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rimbaudbunuel
I think he is a boxer type of guy.
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DigitalFokus
why would he be wearing underwear. he has nothing to protect.
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unclebruce
sHAME! HOW DARE YOU MOCK JESUS DAD LIKE THIS!!!
Watchtower 15/4/2006
Questions from young ones: Dear brothers I was just wondering if Jehovah wears underpants, cos my mum says....
Answer: Dear Young Brother as Jehovah GOD is perfect and lives in spirit he doesn't consume food the way us earthly people do. Therefore he does not excrete waste products of any kind. When his son, our lord and saviour Jesus was on earth, his physical body obliged him to answer the call of nature. Jesus excrement was much sort after as it gave off little or no odour.
Furthermore, faithful and discreet research has revealed that Jehovah has no bum. In fact arseholes as we know them are restricted to the earthly plane. There are no arse-holes in Heaven.
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Clam
On a similar vein, archaelogists recently uncovered what they believe to be underpants worn by the Biblical Nephilim.