Heard a new joke today.

by Low-Key Lysmith 8 Replies latest social humour

  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    So there's this old farmer that had been having sex with his pig for the last few years. Being a devout Catholic, he began to feel guilty about his deeds and went to see the Priest to make his confession.

    "Bless me Father for I have sinned" he said. "I have been having sexual intercourse with my pig for some time now."

    The Priest answered "whew, that's a pretty big sin. Let me ask you this, is it a male or a female pig?"

    The farmer answers, "What do you think I am, some sort of queer?"


  • AlmostAtheist

    Lovely! Thanks for that! :-)


  • Low-Key Lysmith
    Low-Key Lysmith

    I apologize if I have offended any farmers, pigs, priests, or homosexuals. This joke was just too funny to keep to myself.

    Best intentions intended,


  • John Doe
    John Doe

    I don't get it?

  • DanTheMan

    HAHAHA! Thanks!

  • Double Edge
  • blakky

    Did you hear about the two cows in the padock?

    One cow said "Moo", and the other cow turn and looked at 1st cow and said, "Damn, I was about to say that".

  • collegegirl21

    I dont get either of them, lol

  • diamondblue1974

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