So there's this old farmer that had been having sex with his pig for the last few years. Being a devout Catholic, he began to feel guilty about his deeds and went to see the Priest to make his confession.
"Bless me Father for I have sinned" he said. "I have been having sexual intercourse with my pig for some time now."
The Priest answered "whew, that's a pretty big sin. Let me ask you this, is it a male or a female pig?"
The farmer answers, "What do you think I am, some sort of queer?"