What are the Demons up to ?

by Clam 8 Replies latest social humour

  • Clam

    What do you think most demons will be doing this weekend? Do you think they get any time off at all?

    If you're a demon why not tell us about yourself and why you joined up to the Jehovahs-Witness.com discussion forum.

  • kid-A

    Hi Clam,

    I was recently hired by Satan Inc. to do contract demon work. Unfortunately I have double shifts this weekend. On saturday I will be invisibly pinching people in the ass on busy city streets and following Jehovahs Witnesses around in the door to door work to disable doorbells and lead them to the houses of apostates. On sunday I will be in Brooklyn hanging out with Ted Jaracz and Carey Barber at a local nudie bar and discussing new ways to discourage dub kids from going to college. The rest of the day I am hanging out at christian fundamentalist convention to help shape policy and doctrine! Cheers,

  • Clam

    ROFL . . .

  • unclebruce

    JESUS! the face of pure evil!

  • joelbear

    the demons are all busy living in old furniture and appliances.

    remember these powerful spirit creatures just can't resist old stuff left in trailers

    and the antiques roadshow, WATCH OUT!

  • daystar

    I joined up to pose a challenge to other members, in order that they might be strengthened.

    Oh, and....

  • Brigid

    Hi, I'm Lillith. I'm a she-demon (really-just google me, you'll see). I was Adam's first wife and when I refused to get on bottom for consummation (and having the audacity to think that I was equal), I was turned into a hellish, man, soul-eating demon. All's good, though--god just gave Adam that vapid Eve who also brought evil into the world albeit in a more round about way--yadda yadda yadda...

    So, I'll just be floatin' about this weekend, seducing men astrally, seeing if I can consume any of their delicious souls, or produce any demonic offspring with their seed--ya know, the usual.


  • Clam

    Just been reading up on Lilith - very interesting.

    I like Demonettes

  • Boxed elder bugs
    Boxed elder bugs

    I think the demons are fear, greed, ignorance, and people that don't want your child to have a birthday party. That Satan does look like he's having more fun than me.

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