by Chimene 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • Chimene

    The Dying Pastor

    An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one said anything. Both the IRS agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he particularly liked either one of them. Finally, the Lawyer asked, "Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to come here?" The old pastor mustered all his strength, then said weakly, "Jesus died between two thieves, and that's how I want to go,

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  • lucifer

    that's cute

  • drew sagan
    drew sagan

    i like it.

  • Genesis

    You made me smile :D !

  • AlmostAtheist
  • Chimene

    Glad you enjoyed!

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  • greendawn

    You might manouvre and get away from the IRS but it's hard to escape the lawyers greed. Most people including myself have a story to tell about them.

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    LOL! Chimene, even lawyers joke about their greediness. One young associate in a firm I used to work for told us he joined our firm after leaving "Dewey, Cheatham & Howe!"


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