2006 Predictions for the WTS

by Nosferatu 15 Replies latest jw friends

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    There will be more English speaking congregations that are forced to merge together because of reduction in attendance.

    The WTS will attempt to white-wash over this by describing them as a certain number of "new" congregations while the total number of congregations are actually going down.

  • Clam
    Clam

    2006

    The governments of the world will turn on the Roman Catholics, the Hindus, Islam, Sikhism, Buddhism, the Mormons, the whole caboodle; thus heralding the beginning of the apocalypse.

    I predict this to happen on Christmas Eve.

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    The entire Governing Body will abdicate and relinquish their thrones to...

    The Wizard of UZZZ

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech
    The Watchtower Society will continue to find more areas in which they need to make cutbacks "simplify".

    I third this motion

  • TallTexan
    TallTexan
    I predict a memorial and 3 conventions with the release of yet another publication.

    I almost blew soda out my nose...for some reason this just struck me as particularly funny...and true....

  • DaCheech
    DaCheech

    I've heard of one convention (district) here in the east coast reduced to circuit size (movedfrom stadium to Jersey city).

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