Jesus, the Buddha, and Mohammad....

by IP_SEC 3 Replies latest social humour

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC

    Jesus, Buddha, and Mohammad got into an argument as to who was the best programmer. They decided to have a contest to end the debate for all time. The deity with the most lines of code at the end of 30 minutes wins.

    They open notepad and begin typing away. After about 20 minutes the power goes out in the office.

    Who won the contest?

    Jesus. He saves!

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    lol

    the other thing i was thinking, is that if they were godly coders, they should be going for the least amount of code to get the job done. in this regard, i think buddha wins, ha ha!

    ts

  • IP_SEC
    IP_SEC
    the other thing i was thinking, is that if they were godly coders

    I think they were working on the new windows release tetra, the more lines the better.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    lol! come on man! buddha had to be a linux guy! ;)

    but lol, ya, that was a good joke. saved it.

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