Jehovah won't be my MYSPACE friend.

by professor 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • professor
    professor

    I think I know why Jehovah hasn't made me His myspace friend. He probably already has 144 thousand and so He's all done.

    -pro

  • Stephanus
    Stephanus

    Heh, heh!

  • professor
    professor

    Tom said that's right.

  • Enigma One
    Enigma One

    I guess if you can't be JoeHoover's friend, then maybe you could try "Birdfood"? Or maybe "Destruction"? "Fire & Brimstone's"?

  • doofdaddy
    doofdaddy

    Careful of getting too matey with any of those 144,000 as jeh is a jealous type and has been known to go off big time.

  • Enigma One
    Enigma One

    What happens when you get smited / smote by Jah from .myspace. Do you get a real life then? Or banned to a lifetime of dialup access?

  • DannyHaszard
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  • professor
    professor

    My life is complete now that Danny has hijacked a thread of my very own.

    woody

  • kittyeatzjdubs
    kittyeatzjdubs


    i just threw up a little in my mouth...

    ''like it was so fun being elbow to elbow with my bros and sisters! so spiritually upbuilding!'' ............***barfbarfbarfbarfbarf***

    aNd Y dO PeEpZ hAfTa TyPe LiKe DiS? DoEs AnYoNe ElSe GeT aNnOyEd By ThIs?????? .....I mean....it would be easier to just type like a normal person and if you actually used correct spelling and pronunciation, people might take you seriously....I mean, come on girl! You're a warrior of Jeehover....act like it!!!

    luv, jojo

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