soooooo....is anyone as drunk as me right now? (page 5)

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar and my

wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else...

After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally

proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle

and poured the contents down the sink

with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

Then, I withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it,

with the exception of one glass, which I drank.

I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle

and poured the whiskey down the sink which I drank.

I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink

and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank.

I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it,

and threw the rest down the glass.

I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle.

Then, I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand,

counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other,

which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again,

and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank.

I'm not under the affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am.

I'm not half as thunk as you might drink.

I fool so feelish I don't know who is me,

and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

I'm not drunk you shilly sit!

AlmostAtheist

does anyone love their man as much as i do?

You stay away from my man, you Hussie!

Dave

kittyeatzjdubs

poor dave....friday night and not even a buzzzz.....this ones for u babe!

lego....that's scary...............i showed it to matt and said... i don't get it......he showed me....

soooooo....is anyone as drunk as me right now?

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