R.I.P.

by BrendaCloutier 4 Replies latest social humour

  • BrendaCloutier
    BrendaCloutier

    As a young minister, I was asked by a funeral director to hold a
    grave-side service for a homeless man, with no family or friends, who
    had died while traveling through the area. The funeral was to be held
    at a cemetery way back in the country, and this man would be the first
    to be laid to rest there.

    As I was not familiar with the backwoods area, I became lost; and
    being a typical man I did not stop for directions. I finally arrived an
    hour late. I saw the crew, eating lunch, but the hearse was nowhere in
    sight. I apologized to the workers for my tardiness, and stepped to the
    side of the open grave, where I saw the vault lid already in place. I
    assured the workers I would not hold them long but this was the proper
    thing to do.

    The workers gathered around, still eating their lunch. I poured out my
    heart and soul. As I preached, the workers began to say "Amen," "Praise
    the Lord," and "Glory," I preached, and I preached, like I'd never
    preached before: from Genesis all the way to Revelations.

    I closed the lengthy service with a prayer and walked to my car. I felt
    I had done my duty for the homeless man and that the crew would leave
    with a renewed sense of purpose and dedication, in spite of my
    tardiness.

    As I was opening the door and taking off my coat, I overheard one of
    the workers saying to another, "I ain't never seen anything like this
    before.. and I've been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

  • Double Edge
    Double Edge

    ROFL.... that's a good one... THANKS for ending my day on a "fun" note.... I needed a laugh today...

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    Thanks, (((Brenda))), I needed that.

    AuldSoul

  • Calliope
    Calliope

    LOL

    and that was my good night story! thanks.

  • starstuff
    starstuff

    Thank you for the laughs!

    starstuff

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