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  • zagor

    A good lesson for everybody using the net ...


    MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

    "I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

    "But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

    But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

    "Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

    The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

    "Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

    "The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

    "But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

    "She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

    "The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

    When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

    "The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

    "As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

    "I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

    Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

    "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

  • DanTheMan

    If the story is true, then that is seriously f'd up.


  • misspeaches
    "Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

    Ya reckon? I mean his wife has just gone off to meet someone for a romantic encounter on the beach with another man....

  • GetBusyLiving

    The whole story sounds fishy to me..


  • wednesday

    life is much stranger than fiction.

  • stillajwexelder

    He should have kept it in the family

  • FlyingHighNow

    It's bound to happen, that people coincidently end up talking to someone they know or a relative, but don't realize it.

    It all reminds me of Escape/Pina Colata song by Rupert Holmes. Only with a bizarre twist.

  • Satanus

    It's obvious from which side of the family he got his fancy foot work.


  • SixofNine

    It only makes sense that they would have common interest.

  • Apostate Kate
    Apostate Kate

    I have a confession to make.

    I am very ashamed.

    My ex was going on and on about how stupid women were, especially women on the internet. He is from South American, macho abusive. Well one day I was naughty and pretended to be this beautiful blond American single lady that spoke spanish. We chatted and chatted online...he asked me to go to South American with him. This went on and I got bored and forgot about him. I found out from the kids that he actually went to the State that his dream woman was from (oops) looking for her. About a year later we were exchaging kids and he started going on and on about how stupid women were. I said "Stupid like _______" (the lady online) He stops a minute and says..oh yeah...what happened to her, WAIT A MINUTE HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT HER!

    Needless to sat he was a little bit more humble.

    and I never been that naughty again....

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