The WTS = The Grinch!! New Proof!!

by Scully 7 Replies latest jw friends

  • Scully

    OK, it's not really "new" proof... I posted this a few years ago, when I first joined JWD, but I thought some new folks might need a chuckle today:

    Notice if you please:

    Every Who down in Who-ville liked Christmas a lot
    But the Grinch, who lived just North of Who-ville, did not!

    * New York is one of the northern-most states in the lower 48!

    The Grinch hated Christmas, the whole Christmas season
    Please don't ask why, no one quite knows the reason
    It could be perhaps that his shoes were too tight
    It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right

    * if you happen to read any of Charles "Craze" Russell's stuff on pyramidology, germ theory, quack science etc., this is a no-brainer

    But I think the most likely reason of all,
    May have been that his heart was two sizes too small [Ted Jaracz - we're talking about you!! are your ears burning!!]
    But whatever the reason, his heart or his shoes
    He stood there on Christmas Eve, hating the Whos

    * hateful, offspring of vipers..... hypocrites.... who will tell people who celebrate Christmas that they are like "dogs returning to their own vomit"

    the most damning evidence that the Grinch is a metaphor for the WTS/JWs comes later on in the story:

    when the Grinch is caught by Cindy-Lou Who the story continues:

    She stared at the Grinch and said, "Santy Claus, why?
    Why are you taking our Christmas tree? Why??"
    But you know, that old Grinch was so smart and so slick
    He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
    "Why my sweet little tot", the fake Santy Claus lied
    "There's a light on this tree that won't light on one side
    So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear.
    I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."

    *the Grinch claims the Christmas tree needed NEW LIGHT!! CASE CLOSED!!

    The fact that some of us left our Grinchy ways is reflected in the happy ending of the story.

  • Legolas

    That was great!

  • ButtLight

    Ha ha, a little christmas cheer!

  • mrsjones5

    I totally get it!

  • Why Georgia
    Why Georgia

    You are so funny Scully!

    But Massachusetts is north of most places could John Kerry and Ted Kennedy also be the grinch possibly?

    There heads are definately not screwed on right....LOL!


  • AlmostAtheist

    Excellent analysis. Absolutely unrefutable!



  • jeanniebeanz
  • Super_Becka

    I love it!! I was actually thinking of how my JW boyfriend compares to the Grinch while I was watching that cartoon, putting up Christmas decorations and baking Christmas cookies a few nights ago!! The similarities are incredible!!

    -Becka :)

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