I have found out how to have a great round of golf

by James Mixon 3 Replies latest social humour

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  James Mixon

  Yesterday a golf friend had a great round of golf, he shot a 79.

  Normally his play is in the low 90's. Yesterday he was hitting the ball a mile down the fairways and straight, just killing the ball.

  So I ask him after the round, what the hell got into you today.

  He told me he had a fight with the wife, not a physical fight but a disagreement.

  He saw the face of his wife in the ball each time he hit it.

  I will have a great round of golf next week. The old lady and I will have a hell of a disagreement before I play next week.
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  NVR2L8

  I shot my best game ever (86) the day after I had a vasectomy....my buddies asked if I was planning to get castrated or any other type of surgery before my next game for a low score again? 
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  cappytan

  Or instead of your wife, picture the ball being AMIII's sneering face. 
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  James Mixon

  NVR2L8: Good round (86). I love golf but not enough to get castrated. LOL

  cappytan: That may be better "picture the ball being AMIII". I told the

  wife(fight with his wife) and she said that's great but don't trying it with her, it may get out of hand

  plus you may miss your day of golf.

  So she told me my clubs won't be my only handicap.....