South Park skewers Scientology (page 2)

daystar

Elron - Even "evil" old Aleister Crowley once said of him "He's a vewy, vewy baaad man."

The guy met a rocket scientist (really, he really was) named Jack Parsons, who was (one of) Aleister Crowley's partners in "crime" and a member of Ordo Templi Orientis.

Elron apparently spent some time with these two and ended up stealing Jack Parson's mistress from him, along with much of his estate.

The story goes that Crowley thought Parsons an idiot for divulging certain knowledge to Hubbard. He apparently used this knowledge to create the religion we now know as Scientology, an enslaving, evil, black magick cult...

er, ah, no, really, I love Scientology. All hail Elron!! All hail Elron!!

Jourles

DVR'd it, still have it. My wife was upstairs while I was laughing and watching the show. After the show was over, I went upstairs and told her she had to see it - that they were tearing Scientology a new one. She just looked at me with a 'yeah right, why would I want to see that' sort of look.

1. Because cults of a feather feed together.

Maybe that is why she didn't find it very amusing...

seven006

Ya, that’s what the Scientologist who can actually afford to get to the highest level believe. The rest of them are just teased with personality adjustment exercises to get them ready (brainwashed) enough to hear the “grand secret of life” bullshit after they paid thousands of dollars to reach the highest level.

Once they get there and hear the big secret about the aliens and volcano they either feel like they have just been incredibly enlightened or they go the other way and realize they have spent thousands of dollars to prove to themselves how incredibly stupid they are. A religion started by a science fiction writer…who would of thunk it?

You think ex-JW’s are pissed when they find out it was all bullshit? Talk to an ex-scientologist who spent all their money instead of just their time.

This is why the JW’s and scientologist worked together to develop FIREPHIM to help each other develop legal grounds to sue ex-members.

Here is a post I did about it a few years ago. All these people hate the truth about their cults getting out. Have you ever wondered why the JW’s never do an articles in their magazines and books about how bad the Scientologist are? This is why.

http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/26341/1.ashx

I love South Park

funkyderek

Nathan Natas:

3. Because the defenders of truth and Jehovah's Universal sovereignty haven't heard of Scientology.

Can't be that one, as evidenced here: http://www.greekhelsinki.gr/english/pressrelease/ngo-petition-23-10-2000-osce2000.html where both ~~cults~~ NGOs petitioned the UN for more intervention time.

Nathan Natas

Daystar:

I read "Sex and Rockets: The Occult World of Jack Parsons." Fascinating!

and recently heard of another book about Jack Parsons, "Strange Angel : The Otherworldly Life of Rocket Scientist John Whiteside Parsons"

Seven006:

I recall the FIREPHIM alliance. Thanks for your role in exposing that.

seven006

Nathan,

Thanks but I don’t know how much I did in any exposing. You just have to type in Jehovah’s witnesses and Scientologist into the same line on a search engine and you get volumes of info on the two together.

Its no wonder the JW’s warn their brain dead blind followers to stay away from the Internet. I just blew me away to find out they actually formed a legal corporation with each other to share thoughts on mind control and legal loopholes to shut the mouths of those exposing their shit. The JW’s do their best to separate themselves from traditional religion but think nothing of hooking up with another cult or two when it comes to keeping their crap hidden.

I’m sure what they learned in that little alliance has helped them go after guys like Quotes. I hope if it ever goes to trial their little relationship with the scientologist gets brought up and put into the court transcript. Then they will have to tell he truth about it and their hypocrisy can be posted on the Internet for all to read.

dumbshits!

Dave

daystar

Dave,

Thanks for pointing out that info. What idiots.

daystar

Comedy Central replayed this last night. It was hilarious.

"Tom Cruise, come out of the closet." "But... I'm not in the closet." "Yes. Yes, you are."

South Park skewers Scientology

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