"I Took the Blue Pill", to the tune of "Margaritaville"

by AlmostAtheist 10 Replies latest jw friends

  • AlmostAtheist
    AlmostAtheist

    This only makes sense if you're familiar with the red pill/blue pill decision faced in the movie "The Matrix". If you aren't familiar with it, and don't mind finding out without watching the movie, you can read about it here: http://www.arrod.co.uk/essays/matrix.php

    (I'd just tell you, but I don't want to spoil it for you if you'd rather see the movie first.)

    To the tune of Jimmy Buffett's Margaritaville.

    I Took the Blue Pill

    Goin' to meetings
    Givin' warm greetings
    To all the brothers there at the Hall.
    Listenin' intently
    Smilin' contently
    We just might survive the End after all!

    Chorus:
    Wastin' my life away; I took the blue pill.
    I've been happy here since my youth.
    Some people say, that there's a happier way
    But I knew, I had The Truth!

    I didn't understand it.
    Some people would brand it,
    "The Lie", "cult", or "book company".
    But I knew they weren't right!
    A talk Thursday night
    said that we're right; that's good enough for me!

    Chorus:
    Wastin' my life away; I took the blue pill.
    I've been happy here since my youth.
    Some people say, that there's a happier way
    But I thought,
    It's prob'ly The Truth...

    Got counseled this Sunday
    For lettin' my son play
    With neighborhood kids, not from the Hall.
    I'm startin' to see now,
    It's dawnin' on me now,
    That red pill might've been better, after all.

    Chorus:
    Wasted my life away; I took the blue pill.
    I was just so happy here, in my youth.
    Now I'm startin' to see, that there's a better way to be.
    And I know,
    This ain't The Truth.

    Yes I'm startin' to see, that there's a better way to be.
    And I know,
    This ain't The Truth.

  • Robdar
    Robdar

    Nice Parody.

    Creative, even.

  • tetrapod.sapien
    tetrapod.sapien

    LMAO dave. ha ha ha!

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    ...

    ha ha ha!

  • bikerchic
    bikerchic

    .......oh great, thanks for the earworm.

    You should get "the earworm of the day" award!

  • Nate Merit
    Nate Merit

    cool. one of my all time fav songs too!

  • Dan-O
    Dan-O

    And here I thought you were gonna sing about viagra. *LOL*

  • DanTheMan
    DanTheMan

    LOL!

    not to one-up you here, but you got my wheels turning and this came to me pretty fast so I thought I'd share it:

    Pioneerville

    I blew out my wing-tips

    tripped on some porch-steps

    middle of winter, what do you expect?

    but there's coffee a-waitin'

    at the nearby gas station

    that bitter concoction that helps me trudge o-o-on

    Trudgin' along again in Pioneer-ville

    Searchin' for one, single person that's home

    some dubs pretend that there's a reason for this,

    but I think, it's a big waste of time

  • ICBehindtheCurtain
    ICBehindtheCurtain

    AA that was great, hahahahahahaha, I love that song, Dan your was great too, you guys are talented!

    IC

  • lucifer
    lucifer

    haha good song, and its so true, maybe some ppl who are still JW's will read that and they will open there closed eyes. THUMBS up!

  • Aude_Sapere
    Aude_Sapere

    Dave and Dan - Parody geniuses...!!

    Ooops! Did Dan hijack Dave's thread. Oh well...

    We I still enjoyed it.

    Does anyone know the link to an old thread that parodies "Another One Bites The Dust"? It was used when people finally left the org. I thought it was also very, very clever and wish I could find it again.

    Anyone??

    -Aude.

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