Pleasantville in JW ParadiseLand

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  • CordeDeVelour
    CordeDeVelour

    6:00 am - everyone is delighted to wake up to the daily cantique broadcasted over town. -Prayer.

    7:30 am - Prayer -your family enjoys the broadcast of daily Bible verse -prayer.

    9:00 am - you happily go to the local farm to work. You and all your brothers and sisters earn the same. No matter how hard or easy their job is. Money drove the satanic old system of things. You are glad to be rid of it, everybody's treated the same in every way, you smile.

    12:00 am - Prayer - Vegan lunch break under a tree with Mr. Lion and Mr. Sheep begging for your vegetables. They're sooooo cute.

    1: 00 pm - Prayer - 2 hour Meeting at the Kingdom Hall (that counts as your day break) to praise God and tell him how grateful you are that He gave you this day. No other issue to talk about. -Prayer -

    3:30 - 8:00 pm -There's nothing like Watchtower classical music to relax you while working.

    8:30 - 9:30 pm - Entertaining movie on TV with footage of large scale bloody destruction of humanity. Your (now-eternally-grown-up-in-the-same-body) kids watch in awe and say "Woa, all is swell! Jehovah is a God of love to have SPARED us! Too bad he killed mom. Bah, her fault!!!"

    9:30 -10:00 pm - End of Programming. -Broadcasted Prayer -Curfew time. You pray yourself and go to bed. You hug your second wife from back then and happen to look down "Hmm..something's missing" but you don't quite remember why you miss IT.
    But everything's alright because you can't wait to find out what cantique will wake you up tomorrow at the break of dawn.

    ~~~~
    I was bored...! :)

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