Halloween Joke

by xjwms 5 Replies latest social humour

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    On Halloween, a little boy knocked on my door.

    He took a look at my wife in her mudpack and gave HER candy!

    I had to do that for my 666 post.

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    Last Halloween, I opened my door and there were my three kids , dressed up as the scariest things I could imagine ---

    my three kids.!

  • xjwms
    xjwms

    She looked as if she'd gone to a Halloween party .....

    and forgotten to come back!

  • luna2
    luna2

    LOL Silly!

    I'm trying to decide if I'm going to do Halloween. I'm lazy and don't like running to the door every few minutes. Wonder what would happen if I left a bowl of candy at the bottom of the stairs (I live in a townhouse, 12 steps up to the door) and just checked on it every so often?

  • Joel Wideman
    Joel Wideman

    That defeats the purpose and takes all the fun out of it, luna. :P

  • luna2
    luna2

    Probably true, Joel. Guess I'll have to see what I feel like doing when the time comes.

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