Kurt does "field service" in a laundromat and is not even a Jehovah's Witness

by kurtbethel 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • kurtbethel
    kurtbethel

    The recent SoCal rain storms had me needing to go to a launrdomat to dry some clothes. So I get inside and see that one of the friendly neighborhood Jehovah's Witnesses has left a little dish of spiritual food. Being the benevolent soul that I am, I took my handy pen and added some additional spice to the bland spiritual food offered by the Watchtower.

    Watchtower magazine spiritual food

    What's this? Spiritual food!

    Watchtower magazine spiritual food

    Time to break out the pen and go to work.

    Watchtower magazine spiritual food

    Too bland.

    Watchtower magazine spiritual food

    That's much better!

    Watchtower magazine spiritual food

    Telling it like it is. Awake University just doesn't cut it.

    Watchtower magazine spiritual food

    One for the children. They should not be left to the mercy of Elder McFeely.

    Watchtower magazine spiritual food

    Well it is. The Watchtower told me so, and it happened to get that right.

    Watchtower magazine spiritual food

    They know a lot about false religion, and I know a lot about them.

    Watchtower magazine spiritual food

    We can't let the children get misled by the pretty pages full of lies.

  • Resistance is Futile
    Resistance is Futile

    I love it. Much more effective than throwing them in the trash.

  • breakfast of champions
    breakfast of champions

    Excellent use of the "wide margins" feature.

  • l p
    l p

    Kurt: I love it.......so bloody true...you are releasing the anarchist in me....

    share more plleeeaaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeee

    Lp

  • Kojack57
    Kojack57

    Excellent job Kurt. Keep up the good work. I laughed my ass off.

    Kojack

  • Hortensia
    Hortensia

    Well, gosh darn it, good for you. I usually just throw them away. Now I know better!!!

  • Honeybucket
    Honeybucket

    I do this to my study article DURING the watchtower study. I do this during the public talk in my notes. I then show this to my husband, so he can hear the lies vs the truth first hand. Ive done alot of anti-witnessing work this way. Im pretty sure he's had an ephiphany or two during the public talk last week which was about prophecy and failed predictions.

  • BabaYaga
    BabaYaga

    Excellent work!

    And... since when is there a kiddie page?!

  • moshe
    moshe

    I used to have a self inking rubber stamp- 1-8OO-why-1914 that I would stamp on the WT magazines front cover I saw left at public places- I wanted the JWs to find them and realize they were just helping the 'enemy' by dropping off old magazines. It only took one or two times to get that location taken off their route.-

    GOOD JOB

  • watson
    watson

    LOL, "good use of wide margins"..

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