Is it true Noah used flood lights on the Ark ?
Boring Noahs back again.
by edmond dantes 13 Replies latest jw friends
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Gopher
Noah was a king, with a 40-day rain.
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Leolaia
The GOPHER 3000 was a submersible, so it did need lights to pierce through the deep.
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DJK
Ya, I got it. LOL
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wifekeepsmeinit
If there was ever a reason to start a topic. This would be it.
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Leolaia
LOL, I wasn't referring to Gopher, btw, but the transdimensional ark that Noah built with timelord technology (brought to Earth from Gallifrey by the evil Nephilim and their timelord parents).
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bigmouth
He was a sharp businessman; he kept his assets afloat while the rest of the world was in liquidation.
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edmond dantes
Leolaia,
Gallifrey was protected by a quantom force field and as well as as an impenatrable force field called the transduction barrier.This was designed to stop any encroachments by anyone with evil intent.( intent or in caravan)
My point is this ;why could God not have put this in place when Adam was a lad this would have saved a lot of wasted time and effort not to mention thousands years of human suffering.Personally I think the world was created with a design fault by not having a transduction barrier in place.I mean for goodness sake where would London be without the Thames flood barrier, maybe there is a correlation with that and the great flood in Noahs day.
There was a rumour ciculating in the 1950s that Freddy Franz, Gods second in command to Knorr ,was working on the prophetic vision that the Loch Ness Monster was in fact a trojan horse operated by the evil Nephelim, or maybe his nephew (as he wasn't too sure about his brother).The reason for this uncertainy is that later histerical archivists couldn't read his hand writing because he left copious notes all over the place.What is definately true is the fact that he took issue with the UN and a harlot as evidenced by his in depth disclosures in his exposures," Babylon The Great as Fallen Gods Kingdom Rules",see seperate booklet for questions.
Hope this sheds some on the many problems of survival facing the human race.
Edmond.
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hamsterbait
Noah was one of the five constipated men of the Bible.
He passed nothing but water for forty days and forty nights.
The others were
1: Cain - he wasn't Abel.
2:Moses - God gave him two tablets.
3: Solomon - he sat for forty years.
( I forget who the fifth was)
HB
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OnTheWayOut
the transdimensional ark that Noah built with timelord technology (brought to Earth from Gallifrey by the evil Nephilim and their timelord parents).
OMG, I totally get that. I was totally in disbelief about the ark, but it could have been bigger on
the inside than on the outside. Transdimensions- I like it.It's not a Noah joke, but I love the Little Johnny jokes about religion:
One Sunday morning, the priest noticed Little Johnny was staring up at the large plaque that
hung in the foyer of the church. It was covered with names, and small American flags were
mounted on either side of it. The seven-year old had been staring at the plaque for some time,
so the priest walked up, stood beside the boy, and said quietly, "Good morning, Little Johnny.""Good morning, Father," replied the young man, still focused on the plaque. "Father Scott, what
is this?" Little Johnny asked. "Well, son, it's a memorial to all the young men and women who
died in the service." Soberly, they stood together, staring at the large plaque. Little Johnny's voice
was barely audible when he asked, "Which service, the 9:45 or the 11:15?"