Silly Quiz Question...

by Englishman 43 Replies latest jw friends

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  Englishman

  OK, try this one.

  Michaelangelo's statue of David. You know the one, somewhere in Italy? If you look closely, actually very closely, you'll notice something unusual about this statue.

  David has got a very, very, tiny willy!

  Now for the interesting bit, wherein lies the question. No searches please, cos that's cheating, you have to work this out for yourself.

  Here we go. Scientists believe that the depiction of David is absolutely accurate. Moreover, they declare that David's tiny little willy is a spot-on replication of how David's willy would have looked.

  But why would David's willy have been so tiny?

  The first correct and complete answer wins a tube of Smarties posted to anywhere in the world.

  Englishman.
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  unclebruce

  cos he was dead!

  please mail my kingsize tube of smarties to:

  unclebruce

  PO Box 660

  Bega NSW

  Australia 2550
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  Celia

  Because the model was cold, standing there naked for hours and hours....
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  Fe2O3Girl

  Something to do with perspective, because he was originally placed on a pillar, and viewed from yards below.
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  Englishman

  Nope!

  It's really very simple...heh heh.

  Maybe this will help:

  Englishman.
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  Midget-Sasquatch

  Was it cuz Davy being the son of Law abiding Hebrew parents and all was circumcised, and that sorta trimmed his willy's girth?

  I have no idea about why the length would be affected though. I thought Celia had it with the model being cold.
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  unclebruce

  'cos he was an englishman!

  there got ya..

  now stop muck'n about and send my smarties you tight pommie git!
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  xjw_b12

  Perhaps if David was posing for a nude female sculptor, we would see his willy's true dimensions.
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  funkyderek

  He was naked, and it was cold, especially down by the river where he got his stones (no pun intended).

  Also, he was just a kid, maybe a late developer.

  Anyway, it's what you do with it that counts.

  Edited to add: Actually the willy is normal size, it's the rest of the statue that's abnormally large.
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  avengers

  But why would David's willy have been so tiny?

  With Jehovah it is not the size that counts.

  Even if you have an itsy bitsy teeny weenie you will be able to do anything you want with Jehovah's Spirit.

  I'll mail you the address where you can send the Smarties to.

  Andy