JANG & the Charismatic Boobies

by Frannie Banannie 4 Replies latest jw friends

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    A great lady, Jan Groenveld...she contributed so much to all she came in contact with online and off, I'm sure.....Today I was reminded of her surprisingly delightful sense of humor.....she belonged to a LOT of online support xdub groups.....someone in the group I belonged to in 2001 posted a funny about bra types, which, of course, prompted MOI to write my own query about bazonker types.....yall might enjoy this...FB

    The joke that was posted:

    A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

    "What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

    "Type?" inquires the man "There is more than one type?"

    "Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour, and material. "Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras," replied the sales clerk.

    Confused, the man asked what were the types.

    The saleslady replied "The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type, the Presbyterian type, and the Baptist type. Which one do you need?"

    Still confused the man asked, "What is the difference between them?"

    The lady responded, "It is all really quite simple. The Catholic type supports the masses, the Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, the Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and the Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills."

    SO NATURALLY I HAD TO ASK....

    What type bra makes yer bazonkers look like two growths of silly putty stickin' outta yer bra?


    JANG really surprised me when she replied:

    Sounds like they are a bit undisciplined and rolling all over the palce so they must be charismatic <LOL>

    Jan

  • Prisca
    Prisca

    LOL!!!

    Thanks for remembering JanG. I had the pleasure of meeting her a couple of years ago. She was a caring, funny and simply amazing in her dedication in helping those trapped by cults.

    She is sadly missed.

  • smack
    smack

    the question still needs answering Prisca

    Steve

  • Flowerpetal
    Flowerpetal

    What if they look fine w/o a bra?

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie
    I had the pleasure of meeting her a couple of years ago. She was a caring, funny and simply amazing in her dedication in helping those trapped by cults.

    She is sadly missed.

    Yes, she is, Prisca...yes, she is.....

    the question still needs answering Prisca

    LOL, Smack! um.....I think JanG answered it already....

    What if they look fine w/o a bra?

    LOL, Flowerpetal! You're just one lucky duck, cherie!

    Frannie B

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