The double dog dare at the Kingdom Hall

by Princess 60 Replies latest jw friends

  • Princess
    Princess

    Last night I posted a picture of my Watchtower Jack O'lantern and Lyin Eyes double dog dared me to take it to the kingdom hall. Sooo................

    After the trick or treating was over, we loaded the kids in the minivan and drove to the kingdom hall. I put the pumpkin on the railing on the front porch right in front of the main entrance. Steve took a couple of pictures of me posing with it then I shot a couple of digital pics for you. Then we took the kids to Mulan and Big Red's for a few minutes before going back to watch for a reaction. It was great, some younger guy came out and stopped, stared at it for a bit then walked on by. Then a couple came out, looked at the pumpkin and the wife MARCHED back inside to give her report. The husband stood and leaned on the railing with the pumpkin right in his face for a few seconds then followed his wife inside. They came out a minute later and took it with them. We were disappointed that it didn't last long enough for more to see it but the young guy who paused and then left it there was just priceless. He did come running back in from his car when the couple came out. Probably to tell them how offended he was and that he didn't want to touch it. I'm surprised they couldn't hear Steve laughing.

    Here it is. The Kingdom Hall sign is on the other side of the building so I couldn't get it in the picture but you can see the doors.

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    And Princess, you of course realize that now, because of posting this dastardly deed on the board, you now are on the verge of being spirited off to the demonic realm of the Jedi class?

    Craig

  • kelpie
    kelpie

    What a classic!!!!!!!!

    So very funny.. Made me laugh that the wife MARCHED back in. I bet the younger brother had a good laugh to himself after he walked away.

    I know I would have!

  • Beck_Melbourne
    Beck_Melbourne

    Princess you were true to your word...what a laugh!! You crazy pagan LOL.

    And congratulations on your Jedi post...yippeee!!! Another motor mouth in our midst LOL...well done lil' miss chatter box!!

    ~Beck~

  • LDH
    LDH

    OH MY GOD.

    Please tell me your pumpkin is not carved in the insignia of the WATCHTOWER. Now that has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen!!!!!

    Lisa

    Too much candy left Class

  • DakotaRed
    DakotaRed

    Lisa, I just noticed that too! Now that is priceless.

    Wish we had a movie crew there for them coming out to see it, LOL

    Lew W

  • Farkel
    Farkel

    Princess,

    You are obviously demon-infested. Read a Watchtower and sell books for them and pray for the GB until you pass out.

    Only then will things get better. Demons HATE Watchtowers and book selling and the GB. The only way you can reach those demons who've infested you is to use some common sense!

    Of course, this is only a partial solution. Yes, you might get rid of demons if you do all I've suggested. The downside is you will lose all your braincells in the process and never be able to think clearly again.

    SO......I've changed my mind. Keep the demons afterall and get rid of the Watchtowers!

    Nonetheless, every sensible person knows that those who carve PLANTS into "unapproved" shapes could lose their eternal salvation unless those plant carvings are "Theocratically Approved(tm)" with the approval signed in triplicate.

    This is all Bible-Based. Of course.

    Farkel

    Edited by - Farkel on 1 November 2002 1:23:42

  • Quotes
    Quotes

    I vote that this become a new, anual ritual from all of us xJWs to the JW community.

    You know, just to let them know there are no hard feelings.

    And since JWs are so quick to demand everyone (even non memnbers) accept and condone their "religious beliefs" as sacrosanct, we should turn the table and let them know that this is part of OUR religious beliefs and we demand the same respect.

    They don't like us leaving Jack-O-Laterns on the steps of the KH, and we don't like them leaving pulp-mags stuffed in our mailboxes. Good thing we live in a country where freedom of religion is protected.

  • LDH
    LDH

    Quotes,

    I second that emotion!

    (Oh wait, this isn't the KH where we have to pass a numb-nuts resolution for everything and wait for some ignoramus to second the "emotion!")

    I just agree with you. Princess you have started your own cult of pumpkin carvers!

    Watchtower-carved pumpkins on the doorstep of every Kingdom Hall next year. I like it!!!!

    Lisa

    Still Laughing My Ass Off Class

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Princess is a true lady of her word, I am so proud to know you. This makes my heart melt to know there are others out there like mysel , with a sense of humor with a tinge of evil added to it.

    Way to go girl....... I shall never doubt the double dog dare with you ever again..........LOL.

    I guess it will be your turn to double dog dare me to do somethingl lol , just give me time to get a new digital camera , Ihave a few good ideas.........hehehe

    God, girl ,I am more than proud....... I am elated at your bravery and your pic made my week...

    WOw, wow , wow............... Princess is a true warrior for the apostate women all around the world. May we all follow her actions................. thanks princess for sharing this .. cant wait to show my hubby what you did......................all my enduring respect forever and ever,,,,,,,,,, dede

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