This is in a sort of semi-response to Grunt's brilliant post HERE:
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/forum/thread.asp?id=28481&site=3
How are the GB handling the crisis on their hands right now, (thanks Bill Bowen), that is causing so much fit to hit the shan in Bethel at this point in time? Well, your Bethel Mole has found the answer! Having secreted himself inside a GB meeting posing as a shoe-shiner, this is what his pocket tape recorder got:
<shuffles as GB members file into board room>
GB1: OK, ladies, sit your asses the HELL down. There is some serious alama going down in the 'hood! A bunch of Fat Mammas posing as cameramen are trying to get into down-yonder Hall to play with the status quo! This mother is so big not even Wally could "take care of it"! Them sons even put up some bad-ass CANDLES! This is, like, deep!
GB2: I know! I know! We can SHUN the MEDIA! Yeah! We can tell everyone in the Congregations that the NBC anchormen and Dateline reporters are all Bad Association that Spoils Good Habits, and they'll avoid the TV like the plague!
GB3: We could also tell them that the Dateline reporters are all demons!
GB4: Excellent. We'll announce a Resolution at the next Convention.
LOL!
"Vaccination has never saved a human life. It does not prevent smallpox." The Golden Age, Feb 4 1931 p. 293-4 - The Sacredness of Human Blood (Reasons why vaccination is unscriptural)