These people are so unbelievably brainwashed that they don't even know what they're really saying sometimes. Here are a few examples:
I chose the Young People Ask Video because it helped me sooooI'm sure it was!
much...it was just what I needed when it came out.
even if it means living in a BIG city (which I am scared of doing since I have lived in a small city all my life).Oh no, I might get exposed to real life! Shudder!
Some days look better upside down!PLN looks better upside down!
Young People Ask - How Can I Make Real Friends?Easy - go to JW.COM, DUMMY
Some, who were very dear to me, fell into this trap of Satan."Hey, watch out for that trap, Fred!"
"Trap? What tra....."
How else would you know how to pronounce Zaphenathpaneah?Couldn't have said it better myself!
I'll bring the popcorn Bunky!Sure thing, Binky!
Oh well...patience is a virtueYeah, on PLN, patience is not a virtue, it is a requirement.
And my husband has even helped work on "annualling" the society's airplane.Oh no! The Society has a plane? Watch out Catholic d0oDz - they're gonna fly it into a Cathedral or something soon!
Nice to 'see' you again Rev21:3,4. You were missed!Hm, the apostates must have noticed you took them out!
And there's a guy called 'Zaphenathpaneah'!!!! Holy crod! If you wanna win an argument, just use that as yer handle, yhen nobody will challenge you, because by the time they finish typing your name, they will have bad, bad carpal tunnel!
"...the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing" - The Golden Age
[SYN], UADA - Unseen Apostate Directorate of Africa.