Free Pizza!! Hamilton Apostate Gathering May 3 2006

by SickofLies 19 Replies latest members meetups

  • SickofLies
    SickofLies

    May 3 2006 is going to be the day I'm offically announced as being disfellowshiped, so I'm throwing a party, everyone is invited. To start off events I'm inviting everyone to come to the KH with me to hear the announcement and join me in a standing ovation and lots of chearing as I do a little victory dance. The whole event will be filmed and published on the net. Afterwards I will be heading over to a local restruant and ordering a round of Pizza for everyone to enjoy. Come join the fun!

    Reply or PM me for further details.

  • whyamihere
    whyamihere

    God, I wish I could go!

    Brooke

  • JH
    JH

    Do you deliver?

  • JH
    JH

    Make sure that the pepperoni has no blood in it...

  • 95stormfront
    95stormfront

    My guess is if they see a lot of people gathered around you and a video camera set up that they will delay the announcement. They'd be hard pressed to kick out a bunch of people they could possibly "give a witness" to.

  • lonelysheep
    lonelysheep

    Omg......I wish I could go!!! Any chance of a satellite connection?

  • SickofLies
    SickofLies

    The idea is we don't all go in at the same time, and I would come in last to avoid raising any alarms. I could always bring a loud speaker and announce my own disfellowshiping in the middle of the meeting.

    "Attention Brothers and Sisters: I am formally announcing that I am no longer one of Jehovah's Witness and I'm leaving this religon forever. Please visit freeminds.org to find out more information as to why I am leaving, thank you and god bless!!"

    Then the applause of course!

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    lmao!

    I would love to attend, but I'm way down here in Texas.

    How about you buy a plush toy smurf and have him attend in my stead.

  • justsomedude
    justsomedude

    Holy Shit, that is the finest thing that I think I have ever heard! If I had the means and the ability to get the time off work, I would love to fly in for that.

    They are going to sing folks songs about you and your legend shall be told from one generation to the next.

    JSD

  • schne_belly
    schne_belly

    Sounds like Fun!! Wish I could come join you....especially for the pizza!

    Congratulations!!!!

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