Yiz
*FAINTS!* *THUD!*
by Yizuman 24 Replies latest members adult
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IronGland
Has anyone ever told him how to brush his tongue? he look like he's got about 2 months worth of bacteria built up on it. His breath must be unique.
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Lady Lee
OMG OMG OMg and the kicker is the last sentence
sick
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Kenneson
So this is where the catchword "forked tongue" originated.
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teenyuck
Good catch Lee!
A split PENIS!! Do your tongue before your penis, please!!!
That is so gross....
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drwtsn32
A split penis? Freakin' NASTY! I wonder if you could pick up pens or move each part independently like you apparently can with a split tongue.
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shamus
I am getting my penis done next week.....
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Simon
But for believers in modification, a split tongue is merely a start. Split penises, sliced lengthwise in half, are not unheard of among aficionados.
I'm sure I speak for every man here when I say ...
AAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm loath to split a tenner
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drwtsn32
I'm loath to split a tenner
You guys use centimeters instead of inches, huh?