Would anyone like to buy some body fluids? I could use the cash.

by UnConfused 21 Replies latest members adult

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  UnConfused

  All fluids are fresh, warm and clean.
  
  Blood
  Semen
  Urine
  Spit
  
  Cash & Carry
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  Honesty

  What is your blood type?

  I'm B- and could use a little more in my diet.
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  Elsewhere

  Mmmmmm.... there's someone I know who deserves needs a gallon of spit in the fridge.

  Just put it in a gallon milk container.
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  UnConfused

  Honesty - for a sale I could be a B
  
  Else - for that job I'll toss in a little urine on the house
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  erynw

  Let me be the first to say

  eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww
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  Vivamus

  I am considering IVF, but I need good credentials for the donor.
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  JK666

  Vivamus,

  I could help the old fashioned way.

  JK
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  Honesty

  Unconfused, it's gotta be B-

  O+ or O- is acceptable, too.

  Anything else will turn me into a blood sucking vampire.
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  Elsewhere

  Now Viv... should you ever want to use the Turkey Baster without the risk of ending up with "something in the oven" you can use it in the following manner:
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  horrible life

  Honesty, I have B- blood also. If UnConfused can't help you, maybe we could work something out.

  UnConfused, I am not really in the market for bodily fluids, at this time. But you may be able to help me, in that I am looking for Human Body Lint. Belly Button, or Naval Lint, is good, but I would prefer that it come from some major fat folds, that water hasn't been able to reach for awhile. This is the best, as it has fermented, to perfection.

  Please let me know if we can deal. I have CASH $$$.