I know exactly where they get it from, and it stinks!!!
Where does the WTS get their new light from?
by ButtLight 18 Replies latest members adult
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lilybird
Yep...That about sums it up!!!!
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JH
I'm trying to think of a JW song to go with that picture.
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whyamihere
Wow - Did you start early?('s) I told you to wait until I get there........
See you tomorrow! By the way, make sure your neighbor is in the house when I roll in - he is weird and keeps talking to me.
Back to the "New Light" shizit!
Brooke
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ButtLight
GE
I could come up with a hundred differnt meanings for that, what is yours?
See you tomorrow! By the way, make sure your neighbor is in the house when I roll in - he is weird and keeps talking to me.
um, the one who shot himself? well yeah!
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dissasociatedship
Seems to me that it should be called 'New Shite'. As oppossed to the same old shite that they usually dish out. I guess they sit in a dark room and think, "Bloody hell, how on earth are we going to get around this 1914 business that we've been banging on about for the last century?"
Then, one of the governing body draws back the curtains, lets in some new light and says, " Bugger it, let's just write an article changing the meaning of the extrapolated version of a long since forgotten Greek word. At the end of the day, they are so blindly conditioned they wouldn't see it if if poked them in the eye. Oh and while we are on about it, let's blame them again for their sinful impetousness. To put the cream on the cake we can throw in, the 'no-one knows the day nor the hour', which is always good to get them on the back foot too."
It's published, they hold their breath, stop answering letters from readers, and Bob's your uncle and Fanny's your aunt, two months later, it has been swallowed whole by the sheep, without the need for mustard. I remember my brother saying to me, " We are a lot more relaxed about the coming of Armaggedeon."!!!! "Wow", I thought, "I wish I was!"
The poor souls, I'd like to kiss them all and whisper the truth in their ears. Unfortunatley, being disfellowshipped, I can't get close enough and, in reality, their ears are totally blocked with self righteous indignation. Bless them. New light-old shite-changed right-under their noses.
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Mr. Kim
..................now that first post is funny!!!!!!!
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riverofdeceit
When the old light burns out(oh crap, the generation has by some means...Gasp!, passed away?, lets redefine generation), they head on down to walmart. Fantastic sale on those energy saving ones.
Sometimes they just read the fortune cookies that come with their chinese food (You aren't allowed to though!). Not the ones that give you fortunes, but the crap ones like "a wise person knows how much he does not know"...then they just add to it (As in: a wise person knows how much he does not know, and we know what they do not know too, oh, but we know we are wise because Jehovah says we know, and if we only think we know, Jehovah will let us know, and then, we'll be sure to let you know that what we knew was only what we thought we knew, but now we really know, but we are waiting until we think you are ready to know, and if you think you know before we know, then you're gonna hafta wait, biotch.)
Yeah, it's a bit confusing, but they will explain it to you in simple terms.
Sometimes, they get everyone together, and they all write their best ideas on a little piece of paper and throw them in a hat. Whichever one gets picked, there is the new light.
Or, maybe they get it off of Ebay.
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hubert
From a rechargeable flashlight.
Hubert
