Gangs and Dubs

by Farkel 20 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

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  Farkel

  Gangs start training their children to be gang members at the earliest possible age.

  Dubs start training their children to be cult members at the earliest possible age.

  It is fairly easy to get into a gang.

  It is fairly easy to get into the dubs.

  When one tries to leave a gang, the gang will try to destroy that one.

  When one tries to leave the dubs, the dubs will try to destroy that one.

  Gangs destroy families.

  Dubs destroy families.

  Gangs look for people who are lost, disillusioned and unbalanced to become gang members.

  Dubs look for people who are lost, disillusioned and unbalanced to become dubs.

  Gangs distrust everyone but those in their group, and even then don't trust many of their own.

  Dubs distrust everyone but those in their group, and even then don't trust many of their own.

  Gangs hate all those who aren't in gangs.

  Dubs hate all those who aren't dubs.

  Gangs will lie to recruit new members.

  Dubs will lie to recruit new members.

  Gangs have no problem breaking any law which will subvert their purposes.

  Dubs have no problem breaking any law which will subvert their purposes.

  Gangs think nothing of murdering their enemies.

  Dubs think nothing of their God murdering 6 BILLION of their enemies, and regret in print that they can't do it right now by themselves. (Nov 15, 1952 WT, et. al.)

  Gangs will murder for the most ridiculous reasons possible.

  Dubs will murder for the most ridiculous reasons possible: Vaccinations are 'filthy animal pus', organ transplants are "cannibalism," the 'symbol of life' (blood) is more important than the life that abstract symbol represents: preserve the symbol that represents live, kill the human that IS life.

  Gangs think they are "special."

  Dubs think they are "special."

  Gangs have their own lingo that only gang members can understand.

  Dubs have their own lingo that only Dubs can understand.

  Gang members will betray even their own Mothers if their own Mothers threaten their existence as gang members.

  Dub members will betray even their own Mothers if their own Mothers threaten their existence as dubs.

  Gang members take illegial drugs and believe that will help them.

  Dubs read the Watchtower magazine and believe it will help them.

  Gang members make it a point to dress differently from the rest of the folks.

  Dubs make it a point not to dress in any clothing, nor have any hair style that is more modern than what was worn fifty years ago.

  Gang members are self-destructive losers..............

  Farkel
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  xjw_b12

  Geez Mr. Farkel. I was just turning in for the night.

  Can't say I agree with all of you similies, but most of them make sense. Irony prevails......and occasionlly overwhelms.

  good night

  ps. cool tunes
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  Farkel

  xjw,

  : Can't say I agree with all of you similies, but most of them make sense.

  Which ones do you think don't make sense?

  Farkel
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  avishai

  Once again, great stuff, fark!!
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  Brummie

  Gang members will betray even their own Mothers if their own Mothers threaten their existence as gang members.

  Dub members will betray even their own Mothers if their own Mothers threaten their existence as dubs.

  Powerful stuff Farkel

  Brummie
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  Satanus

  Good observations.

  Gang members have inferiority complexes and work at inflating their egos.

  Dubs have inferiority complexes and work at inflating their egos.

  SS
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  Satanus

  Gangs make new members go through an initiation, proving their loyalty(fight, kill, or rob something, losing friends who are critical of gang) .

  Wt makes new members go through an initiation, proving their loyalty (baptism (losing old self), losing friends who are critical of wt).
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  LDH

  Hey you forgot one.

  Gang leadership deserves to be in prison.

  JW leadership deserves to be in prison.

  Lisa
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  xjw_b12

  Mr Farkel. Sorry for the delay. NHL hockey is on, and I am a bit of a fan.

  Thank you for inquiry.

  It is fairly easy to get into a gang.

  I tried for a long time to get into a gang, and it is much easier to get into the jws, unless, you come from a gang !

  Gang members will betray even their own Mothers if their own Mothers threaten their existence as gang members.

  Gang members could betray their own mothers, I suppose.

  However blood is thicker than water, and the grey matter of a gang member, would still be affected by natural emotion.

  The souless jws have no such capacity to base their decisions. Their grey matter has been poisioned to the point, that coma is their middle name.
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  Farkel

  xjw,

  Well, Hockey is probably more exciting than some of the discussions on here as of late!

  : tried for a long time to get into a gang, and it is much easier to get into the jws, unless, you come from a gang !

  Ergo, gangs have higher admission standards than dubs!

  Think about THAT one!

  Farkel