A Challenge for the upcoming Memorial

by joe_from_kokomo 12 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • joe_from_kokomo
    joe_from_kokomo

    Help prove that the WTS prophecies are balderdash, hogwash and poppycock... become a Partarker in your own congregation. That's right. You deserve the notoriety.

    Have a sip, take a bite and become a Partaker. It's easy. You can do it. And, if enough of us do it, it will really muck up their statistics for 2003 and they will have to come up with some new hilariously ludicrous excuse for the upsurge.

    You can do it. YOu can! And you ex-worldy ones... remember when you used to go to other churches (Catholic, Espiscapalian, Lutheran, etc.)? You have already partaken on many an occasion. Now, you can do it again! Think about it. Think about the fun you'll have!

    What can you tell your fellow congregation friends? Tell them that you have had recurring dreams about a heavenly life and you feel that Jehovah is sending you a message to partake, that you feel that are one of the annointed now...

    Remember, this is the one part of WTBTS doctrine where the individual members decide for themselves if they should or should not participate. Yes, you have a choice in this one! If you think you want to go to heaven, show it! Show them how stupid their dogma really is. Show them that all Christians have earned a heavenly calling not by our works, or by their dogma, but by faith in Jesus Christ alone!

    Help out your friends at Bethel who worry about dwindling Memorial Partaker statistics ...eat, drink and be merry!!!

    Are you bold enough? Will you be brave enough?

  • LB
    LB
    Are you bold enough? Will you be brave enough?

    I'd have to be interested enough. You couldn't get me in a kingdom hall at gunpoint. But good luck with your plan. I'd love to hear how it turns out.

  • ScoobySnax
    ScoobySnax

    Childish and tasteless are two words that spring to mind here

  • ISP
    ISP

    They seem to be doing quite well already at cocking their own memorial partakers figures up!

    ISP

  • starfish422
    starfish422

    I haven't been at a KH since I walked out of my JC, nine+ years ago; except in nightmares. I have no desire to go back. But good luck with that.

  • Fruitcake
    Fruitcake

    YUP.........I'M GONNA GO FOR IT!!!! I'LL KEEP YOU ALL UPDATED!!!

  • basics-for-me
    basics-for-me

    Can anybody tell me...

    When is the memorial?

    Bay64me.

  • archangel01
    archangel01

    I'm going to cele. it at home and yes I am going to partake after each pray just like Jesus said and Did/Done!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Then we are going to have a nice Baked Ham Dinner and think and take about Jesus an what he did for us.

    I'm with LD on this one you can't get me in at gun point to a hall because they are False and are with the devil.Remember Satan keeps tranforming himself as a angel of light!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Also when you don't partake and pass it up then its like your saying "No THANKS Jesus I don't want it". It's true thats what they JW's do every year.Also Jesus said keep doing this in remember of me meaning wash, think,talk,pray,partake,eat dinner etc. Just like like JESUS DID ....NOT WHAT A SINFUL HUMAN/WTS MAY THINK OR DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Remember we Follow JESUS not a group of sinful humans and that includes the WTS

  • artful
    artful

    An interesting plan, however, depending on your 'status' at the local KH, your partaking may or may not be 'counted' as legitimate. For instance, if you are disfellowshipped, disassociated, on reproof, apostate, inactive, irregular, marked, unbalanced, etc, etc. then your partaking will almost certainly not be added to the every growing 'anointed' ranks!

    Artful

  • undercover
    undercover
    Can anybody tell me...

    When is the memorial?

    April 16th.

    How quick will attendance figures be released after the memorial?

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