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"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, Today is a gift, that's why we call it the present." - ?
"Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana." - Groucho Marx
"Sanity is a one trick pony. I mean, all you get is the one trick: rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy, the sky's the limit!!" - ?
"Who put a stop payment on my reality check?" - unknown
Sex is like oxygen. It's only important when you aren't getting any. - bumper sticker
That's it for now.
Kismet
Hey Kismet,
Saw your hocky post - thought you might like this quote:
I told him to take a picture of his testicles so he'd have something to remember them by if he ever hit me again. Bobby Knight
Bumper sticker: Dwn wth vwls
And one I'm saving for the appropriate moment (which is not while I'm chatting with you, btw {however, you do seem learned}),
It is rare to find learned men who are clean, do not stink and have a sense of humour. Montesquieu
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