Hi All,
I recieved this funny e-mail today, but thought maybe we could have some fun with it on this board. I am sure many, especially in the U.S. remember the Little Golden Books series while growing up. The e-mail gave alternate titles to some popular books in the series.
So, I figured you witty folks could further alter the titles as it pertains to J-dubs and apostates.
Here are the titles, and my new titles, but heck, my brain is about to shut down, so I need a little help.
Little golden books that never made it
1. You Are Different And That's Bad
You harbor independant thoughts and thats bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
The Bethelite who choked while gleaning
3. Dad's New Wife Robert
Dads new wife Mrs Worldly
4. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
Kathy was so bad God stopped loving her
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
Curious George and Crisis Of Conscience
6. All Cats Go To Hell
All non-witnesses go to hell
7. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
The little MS who snitched
8. Some Kittens Can Fly
GB members fly First-Class
9. That's It, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption Thats it, we are forming a Judicial Committee
10. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The magic world inside the Patterson Complex
11. Strangers Have The Best Candy
Apostates have the Best Books
12. You Were an Accident
???????
13. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will Real-Life skills worldly people have, but J-dubs will never have
14. Pop! Goes the Hamster... And Other Microwave Games
Lets Glean some Leftovers, and Other Bethelite Games
15. The Man In The Moon Is Actually Satan
The Man In The Moon Is Actually Fred Hall
16. Your Nightmares Are Real
Your Nightmares Are Images of New Light
17. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
Places Where WOL hides naughty Threads
18. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Daddy Drinks Because 1975 Came and Went
19. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Mrs. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
Why Cant Mr. Worldly and Ms. JW be Friends?
Have fun folks, we all need a good laugh.
Boozy